And what does that make us?

Last week, we read the following from Drozdiak:

"Over the past eight years, Americans invested twice as much in the Netherlands as in Mexico and ten times as much as in China. During that time, Europeans invested more in Texas than Americans did in Japan."

It reminded me of a classic bit of non sequitur from Mel Brooks' Spaceballs. So, for purely academic reasons, examine the cool, analytical reasoning of Dark Helmet.